proposed trade

David Kahn’s Ultimate Plan

Here at the OuttaTownClowns, we’re always try to do a variety of things within our posts. We like to provide our readers with professional content, expert opinion, and while doing so we try doing so while also making our posts fun. This post on David Kahn’s Ultimate Plan presents none of that, but the fun part.

Derrick Rose as a member of the Minnesota Timberwolves. Courtesy of @NBA_Photos on Twitter.

With the help of @NBA_Photos on Twitter, the OuttaTownClowns might’ve just cracked the case on why David Kahn loves having 4 to 5 point guards in his possession at all times. Our guess is that maybe, just maybe David Kahn’s mind works much like a typical Fantasy Basketball participant’s mind may function.

As of press time David Kahn owns the rights to 4 point guards (Warning: number of point guards may have already increased) with Ricky Rubio, Jonny Flynn, Sebastian Telfair, and Delonte West. Factoring in @NBA_Photos picture of Derrick Rose in a Minnesota Timberwolves jersey, one’s got to assume, Kahn may attempt to one of those all-so-famous Fantasy Basketball moves, trading 3 point guards for 1 in return. So here’s the proposed deal to Chicago: Minnesota trades the rights to Ricky Rubio, Jonny Flynn, and Delonte West in exchange for Chicago’s own Derrick Rose.

While there’s a greater chance Darko Milicic becomes the league’s Most Valuable Player next season, we thought we’d help try to defend the “David Kahn State of Mind.”

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